Proton Inspira VS Mitsubishi Lancer

One of the most epic comical conversation between
Proton Inspira and Mitsubishi Lancer

Enjoy!

It is not something new when we heard Malaysia's car manufacturing company is copying other company's car's model. And bare in mind, it is not copy! It is collaboration or partnership.

Afterall, Malaysia says,

"Sharing is caring"

Source: FeeqSays Network

Guns and Ammunition on Flight

I just booked my airticket to Haikou for this November with AirAsia. AirAsia sent me the travel itenary through an e-mail. As I continue to read the content of the e-mail, I found out this.

Sorry for being ignorant or not knowledgeable, I did not know we were allow to bring guns and ammunition to/from Indonesia. This is the first time I ever heard of that.

Tongue Twisters

Out of sudden I recalled playing tongue twisters in my childhood. I did in both English and Cantonese, but I was only managed to speak one of each fluently.

Bitter Botter:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

Peter Pipper:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine?
Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers
Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?

Woodchuck chuck:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

She sells:

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells sure are sea shore shells,
For if she sells sea shore shells as sea shells,
The shells she sells are sea shore shells.

I thought:

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

Billy Button:

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

I find this really fun yet educating. Up until now, I still cannot do it any better. How about you?

Clones of Google, Facebook & YouTube

As we all know the Chinese can duplicate almost everything on the earth, except human. Obviously even they can clone human, they would not want to. Look at the population in China.

I read news about China banning Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube. They were about to cast Google out from China as well. Can they manage to survive with all these things banned? Apparently yes, the government is "kind" enough to develop their own version of search engine, social network and video hosting sites.

Google is one of the search engines that widely use by almost everyone in the world. The Chinese however created their own search engine called the Baidu, that used by 60% of the Chinese population.

The next we have is Facebook and RenRen. Honestly, I did not know they do own a social network as well. Obviously, all you can see in RenRen are only Chinese people.

Somehow I find the Youku name sounds very similar to YouTube. I guess that is the way how the Chinese government manages to keep the people from being informative. I highly doubt the Chinese can even view my blog in their country. Haha.

Perhaps some people already noticed those sites available, but I was still shocked to found out these. There is nothing the Chinese cannot duplicate!


p/s: BTW, there is a site to replace Twitter as well, but I do not know what was it called.

What Children Understand About PMS

Some word in children's point of understanding...

Son : Sister never open any letters that you sent.
Dad : Why not?
Son : Mom said that's because she has PMS.
Dad : Do you know what's that?
Son : I am not a little kid anymore. It means 'piss at men's syndrome'

This is how innocent some kids' mind can be. How adorable. =)

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Besides that, I snapped an 'interesting' photo when I was on the way to the library from home.

I did not know cats enjoy spectator when making love. I thought only dogs do.

Mind Escape

Brain is a highly complex organ. It is so powerful that it allows human to control every single part of the body with nerves. Correct me if I am wrong, I am not some medical student yea?

Whoops! wrong picture!

I am facing some problem here. I cannot stop myself from thinking, especially when I am resting in bed. Imagine the brain is like some machine in a factory that keeps on running from morning until night and from night to morning. Of course, our brain is much more complicated sophisticated, but it extremely tiring.

I'm thinking... I'm thinking... I'm thinking...

I am just wondering if there is any ways or things that can aid simulate the brain and bring it down to calm and rest state? I think I need it badly. Except drugs, I know drugs definitely can keep you calm and obviously if you take more of it, it leaves you no where but some fantasy world.

I heard there is sort of burning oil where it produces some scent that helps simulating the brain. I am not really sure about it, or are there any techniques which can helps? Exercise? Diet? Haha, please let me know. Thank you.

What is All About Reading?

I am a person who does not find reading as a hobby. I always believe it is hard to even look at the words in a compiled stack of papers. Perhaps I was forced to read fictional and uninteresting books in kid’s time, reading simply drives me away.

I just have no idea how people can enjoy reading story books so much, it is all fictional and make no sense to me. I am not saying this is bad, it is just not something that appeals to me. Anyhow, I got a lot of close friends who love reading and most of them are girls. Hold on… after a second though, I do not remember any girls that I knew in KL that is actually into reading. Yeah, not even one. Haha, maybe it just happened I met all non-reading type of people there.

I do enjoy reading history books though and that is the section that I always hang out in MPH. I am such a boring person am I? Haha. Back to the main point, what I am trying to say is I have never been reading so much until I got here.

Frankly speaking, I have never even borrowed a book before when I was in APIIT. It is just unnecessary back then, but hell yeah, books are everything here and I am amazed how much do I actually need it.

Back then, people think reading are for nerds and so they start using the computer. A decade later, they start calling them the geeks. If you think you are cool because you are neither, then you are wrong, you just made yourself the worst among all, the inadequate, incompetent and futile person to this world. If you happen to go to the night stalls and shopping malls frequently or even daily, you are not learning anything and simply wasting your precious time away. This sounded like me. Haha!

"Make each day useful and cheerful and prove that you know the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be happy, old age without regret and life a beautiful success." (Louisa May Alcott)

p/s: Did I just made myself sound more like an uncle? Oh yeah, I am one. :D

Look how lovely he is? xD

Steamed Eggs With Milk Dessert

Throughout the weekend, I cannot resist from treating myself slightly better in food wise. This is the first time trying on this dessert. It's called Steamed Eggs with Milk dessert. I am not sure if that is the name for this dessert.

According to some other websites and also it's made from eggs, milk and steamed it all the way until it hardened.

It was made by Cherry, she told me about it few weeks ago so I demanded her to prepare it and let me try. After discovered the original look of the steamed egg and milk dessert from the Internet, this is indeed, does not look really appealing. :P But anyhow, thanks for the effort!

Stock up!

Since my assignment, project and exam period is coming, it is time to stock up some dry food. What could be the most fast and easy cook meal ever invented by human?


It has to be instant noodles!

My whole kitchen cupboard is filled with instant noodles! I have eventually cleared at least 10 packets already before snapping this picture. Not denying, I have always love eating instant noodles ever since young. I was banned from eating instant noodles by my dad before as he said it is not healthy. But I always ended up persuading my mom to cook it for me. Hehe.

I stocked it up during Chinese New Year. There was 'buy 1 free 1' promotion for all the Korean instant noodles, Shin Ramen! It only 0.59 pence for two packets! Behind the Shin Ramen are a stack of Indomee and ASDA instant noodles.

I am still enjoying great meal these few weeks. I had Bakuteh 2 days ago and ABC soup for yesterday. While I still have free time to cook, it is better to enjoy now. Cheers!

Dear Isaac Wong

My friend once told me, the first year you leave the country there would be a bunch of friends tearing while sending you off. They would also be warm welcoming you back as well. The second time you are flying, the numbers would most probably reduces to half or even one or two of your buddies and your family members sending you off. As time goes on… it will eventually end up with ONLY ONE person sending you to the airport. A person that would be happy to send you as many times as you want without any complain… and that would be your best friend always, the Taxi driver – as long as he is getting the money.

Being away for the past 6 months, vast changes were made back in Malaysia. I guess that it is natural for people to move on to their own route and destination. Wait, I should have known that from the start. I cannot expect everyone to remain the same while you, alone are away. There is nothing depress about it, they are moving to a happier and better life. Shouldn’t I be happy about it as well? Haha.

A lot of good news I have heard and they seem to be enjoying to the fullest. It is so joyful to see their gathering and outing pictures posted in Facebook and blogs. For your record, I have been stalking on each of them. All my buddies, KL friends, Ipoh friends, bloggers, clubbers, enemies, ex-wife, second-ex-wife, third-ex-wife, ex-scandals and etc… Haha. I am keeping track on every single activities they have done! So never try to talk bad about me or plotting something evil behind me.

In any case, I am not whining or whatsoever. I just think I should post something personal in the blog once in a while. It is more like a letter to myself. Hehe. Oh well, that’s just my two pennies’ worth. Cheers!

Delicious Hewlett-Packard

This piece of delicious HP desktop owns by one of my friend that currently staying in Stoke.

It can fits both of my blogs in the screen. Not bad, I always love big monitor. Well, who does not?

It is pretty mobile and the CPU is attached right behind the monitor. It cost £999.

It is nothing special actually, and I bet most people saw this desktop before. I just blog it for fun since I have not been updating much lately. Nothing interesting in my life these days. Oh well, wishing everyone back there a Happy Chinese New Year! =)


p/s: Did I mention the desktop is touch screen as well? :)

Masturbation in Showers

I believe the current tertiary education pressures the students very much, else they will not have produce so "much" until causes blockages in showers.

In case you guys cannot read the notice above, this is the content...


"We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. - It has to be freaking large amount of semen to be able to cause blockage! This guy is 'power'.

This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists. - Welcome to United Kingdom mate! DNA matching!! I bet the guy's balls go shrink after reading this. LOL!

May we advice students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers." - They encourage the students to masturbate in their own room. Not too bad, at least not in public toilets.


Durham University students, I wish you best of luck. Do not get caught again. Cheers!

p/s: Please, I am not in Durham University.

Well Equipped

These are pretty random pictures that I happened to take when I was in my room during the lunch break.

I know I sound jakun for taking pictures of a worker who is removing tree branches, but I find it funny when I thought of the Malaysia's workers.

He is wearing a full set of uniform full with protection. Hell, there is no way you going to see that in Malaysia! Most probably you can see is a half-burnt guy (because of the sunlight) wearing an ugly orange collar T-shirt with a "baggy" pant.

By the way, he looks so professional although his job is just removing tree branches. I bet his pay is way higher than the Malaysia's DBKL workers as well.

A Beautiful Rainbow

While I was struggling with assignments and lectures in Staffs last Monday, suddenly a beautiful rainbow appears.

It was a huge one across the towns after the long hours of rain. The picture above was taken by Cherry in Stoke while I saw the rainbow myself in Stafford. Just how big is the rainbow?


p/s: Anyway, I felt so relief after seeing it. =)

"Interesting" Shop Name

I came across this picture when I was surfing one of my friend's pictures in facebook. I am definitely going to eat in this shop if I can find it. Haha.

It is a nice shop name. *thumbs up!* Just for a good laugh mates. Cheers! ;)

"Damn Happy"

Today is a ‘fucking happy day’ for me. I went down to Birmingham to meet up with Ernest and also getting some stuff from him as well as buying some cooking materials from Chinatown.


Guess what?

The long await camera came without a memory card. I have no idea where it dropped or lost. Not even know it is in Malaysia or England. So how am I supposed to capture pictures? I waited for so long and yet I do not get to capture picture even I have the camera.

I got a hair dryer from Ernest as well. I was drying my hair this morning and half way it stopped functioning. Smokes coming out from the dryer. Great! This is the second time I use it and it is not even a day after I getting it.

I lost my customers because I did not get them the cigarettes as promised. Never mind, this is a small matter.


Isn’t it the world is kind to me? Instead of earning money, now I have to bloody spend EXTRA money to buy a new memory card and as well as a new hair dryer. Where the previous one I have not even pay yet. HAHAHAHA!

Last but not least! The university disallow me to apply for the job because I do not have a National Insurance number yet. While the NI officer told me I can apply jobs when I am still in the applying process. Now I lost my source of income as well.


I do not know what else to say... other than... FUCK IT!

How to Avoid Home Sick

There are 5 tips on “How to make yourself feel like at home and avoid home sick”.

1. Homeland recipe book. You get to learn and cook your own native dishes instead of having foreign foods every day. Every bite of the food brings you back the taste of your homeland.


2. Decorating your room. Those who are staying in hostel or renting a room, you can always decorate your room according to your preferences. It makes you feel homely. E.g. Flower stickers on the wall, poster, pictures of your family and friends.


3. Buy a lot of pillows. This will keep you warm as well as making you feel comfortable and safe. And a nice duvet does help as well.


4. Get to know the locals. Try making friends apart from you homeland friends. You may be surprise how much fun you might get. But be careful of who you are mixing with.


5. Keep yourself busy. Try finding something to do or spend more time on your studies. Since that is the whole purpose you went overseas. Read up some of the history of the place you currently reside. You will feel less alienated.


All the tips above are solely based on my own opinions. It may not be helpful for some people but there is no harm trying. Cheer mates!


p/s: I will be talking about Asian nerds in next post. =)

Google in Dubai

I had 3 hours break while waiting to get flight transfer so I took the initiative to online for a while.

As usual, the first thing I would do is open my browser to check on my Facebook. Then I got shocked! I cannot understand a single word. -_-

I find it interesting and so I thought of blogging about it... BUT...!

I do not know how to sign in to my blogger account. T_T

I forgotten which tab is the sign in tab, so ended up I have to blog about it when I reached UK.

It just a short and random update. Stay tuned. =)

I miss...

I miss my family.

I miss playing mahjong.

I miss going to Ajimal, Kinrara and ABC mamak.

I miss Sri Petaling and Endah Villa.

I miss Poppy’s Garden.

I miss going to Michelle’s Paradise.

I miss my bunch of friends.

I miss Mok’s Crew and Drama Troopers.

I miss Nuffnang events.

I miss Pasar Malam on Tuesday.

I miss Ipoh.

I miss Shisha.

I miss Dunhill and Peter Stuyvesant.

I miss KL.

I miss my baby Myvi.

I miss her.

I miss… everything.


Haha, sound like I am dying. Lalala.

Adele's Merdeka Auction

Welcome to Adele's Merdeka Auction.

The item for today's auction is Adele Chow's vintage spectacle.

Due to her recent popularity and high demand over her belongings, she is ready to put this spectacle for an auction.

Our Adele Chow a.k.a. the b5 blogger is giving her fans people out there a chance to own it in conjunction of this 52th Merdeka Celebration.

Remember! This is a very rare opportunity!

credited to Ewin

That's not all! It has been worn by Kimz before as well!

How can you resist?!

Item's Details
Owner : Adele Chow
Starting Price : RM20
Closing Date : N/A
Successful Bidder : (will be announce)


Start your bid now by dropping it in the comment box! Good Luck!