Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Masturbation in Showers

I believe the current tertiary education pressures the students very much, else they will not have produce so "much" until causes blockages in showers.

masturbationinshowers

In case you guys cannot read the notice above, this is the content...


"We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. - It has to be freaking large amount of semen to be able to cause blockage! This guy is 'power'.

This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists. - Welcome to United Kingdom mate! DNA matching!! I bet the guy's balls go shrink after reading this. LOL!

May we advice students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers." - They encourage the students to masturbate in their own room. Not too bad, at least not in public toilets.


Durham University students, I wish you best of luck. Do not get caught again. Cheers!


p/s: Please, I am not in Durham University.

17 comments:

Mabel Low said...

Fuiyoh! Seriously! That dude is really... 'power' . XD XD

Anonymous said...

haha. i thought u are one of the students there. XD Hello

desmondch said...

if I'm not mistaken either nilai college or inti faced the same problem before.lol

Wen Pink said...

Really WTFFFF!!!

Josh said...

Hoi, how long since u start going to Durham? So fast got blockage? XP

Tiffany said...

HUH? How in the world semen can clog up drains? Unless it is really really huge quantity or else....Ok..can start imagine a lot of people doing it every day and night.

Emeryn said...

lol. this is funny. Such thing could happen mer?

excalade89 said...

hahaha......speechless. Can't believe a university send such notification.

Unknown said...

this shows how the westerners are more open minded. i dont think we will be seeing this kind of letter/notice in Malaysia.

JoyJoy ! said...

OMG !
funny.. xDD

Apple Tan said...

hahahahha! Didn't know got such thing! Funny, summore cn trace DNA. scarrrry.

Nikel Khor said...

walau..so scary meh..

from Nikel Khor

Tony Wan said...

LOL... an old joke.... Thx for sharing it up again :D

woaini_87 said...

This is funny...
pity the guys... cannot do in the toilet anymore..

NA said...

this is crazy. How can semen cause blockages?!

cr3ap said...

Lol, blockage? Wonder how many people's semen needed to block the pipes. :D.

Regards from cr3ap
http://cr3ap85.blogspot.com/

Himmat Singh said...

Wow...this is amazing stuff man.
But I do believe that this may not be real, just something that is made up.

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