I believe the current tertiary education pressures the students very much, else they will not have produce so "much" until causes blockages in showers.
In case you guys cannot read the notice above, this is the content...
"We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. - It has to be freaking large amount of semen to be able to cause blockage! This guy is 'power'.
This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists. - Welcome to United Kingdom mate! DNA matching!! I bet the guy's balls go shrink after reading this. LOL!
May we advice students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers." - They encourage the students to masturbate in their own room. Not too bad, at least not in public toilets.
Durham University students, I wish you best of luck. Do not get caught again. Cheers!
"We have recently found several blockages in showers in university owned accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. - It has to be freaking large amount of semen to be able to cause blockage! This guy is 'power'.
This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists. - Welcome to United Kingdom mate! DNA matching!! I bet the guy's balls go shrink after reading this. LOL!
May we advice students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers." - They encourage the students to masturbate in their own room. Not too bad, at least not in public toilets.
Durham University students, I wish you best of luck. Do not get caught again. Cheers!
p/s: Please, I am not in Durham University.
17 comments:
Fuiyoh! Seriously! That dude is really... 'power' . XD XD
haha. i thought u are one of the students there. XD Hello
if I'm not mistaken either nilai college or inti faced the same problem before.lol
Really WTFFFF!!!
Hoi, how long since u start going to Durham? So fast got blockage? XP
HUH? How in the world semen can clog up drains? Unless it is really really huge quantity or else....Ok..can start imagine a lot of people doing it every day and night.
lol. this is funny. Such thing could happen mer?
hahaha......speechless. Can't believe a university send such notification.
this shows how the westerners are more open minded. i dont think we will be seeing this kind of letter/notice in Malaysia.
OMG !
funny.. xDD
hahahahha! Didn't know got such thing! Funny, summore cn trace DNA. scarrrry.
walau..so scary meh..
from Nikel Khor
LOL... an old joke.... Thx for sharing it up again :D
This is funny...
pity the guys... cannot do in the toilet anymore..
this is crazy. How can semen cause blockages?!
Lol, blockage? Wonder how many people's semen needed to block the pipes. :D.
Regards from cr3ap
http://cr3ap85.blogspot.com/
Wow...this is amazing stuff man.
But I do believe that this may not be real, just something that is made up.
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