What Children Understand About PMS

Some word in children's point of understanding...

Son : Sister never open any letters that you sent.
Dad : Why not?
Son : Mom said that's because she has PMS.
Dad : Do you know what's that?
Son : I am not a little kid anymore. It means 'piss at men's syndrome'

This is how innocent some kids' mind can be. How adorable. =)

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Besides that, I snapped an 'interesting' photo when I was on the way to the library from home.

I did not know cats enjoy spectator when making love. I thought only dogs do.

Condom Vending Machine in "The Ladies"

Since I overworked my wife, without giving her holiday and well maintenance, she suffered a brain tumour and died on me. I got no choice but to look for "entertainment" out there while waiting for a new brain transplant on her.

I have been a regular customer in an entertainment place called the ‘Nelson’. The ladies working in there are perfectly fine and they have "bigger" assets. BTW, that does not mean I do not love my wife anymore.

As I spend most of my time in Nelson, usually at night, it is unavoidable to need to go to the loo. I am a VIP, so I sit in the first floor and apparently there is no ‘The Gents’ in that floor. So the only choice for the lazy-arse is to use ‘The Ladies’.

What’s shocking is not that there are no urinals or there are girls in there. I pretty sure there are no people in there since I usually use it after the midnight. The thing is I found this vending machine.

I think it maybe common for the girls out there to know about this but not for me, a guy that does not usually enter the girls’ toilet, so... I am actually amazed. Oh well, I guess it is not uncommon for girls to have condoms in their purse these days, so I assume the machine serves the purpose.

p/s: It is £2 per-pack! I think condoms in Malaysia is much cheaper.

Yarlet House

I have been away for the past week and not much intent to blog lately. As for those who are not aware, I have finished my courses for about a month now and pretty much reluctant to look for a job. There are many things running in my mind now as for what to do for the upcoming days and months after finishing my life as a student. Anyhow, I am trying to settle down bit by bit now.

By the way, today I just moved out from my living accommodation and moved in to the other side of the hostel for summer. I can extend my stay for another three more months for good. After that I would required to move out.

I am currently living in the Yarlet House, slightly further away from Norbury House where I used to be. The room is bigger here but older. I guess it is the matter of time where I will get use to this place.

I will briefly show how my room was back then and also the current new room that I am occupying. Not much differences but I would definitely prefer the previous one.

Norbury House:

Yarlet House:

This is the view outside my window in Norbury House.

And this is the Yarlet House. I know, it is not appealing at all, but I do get to see people now. It is facing the car park.

Some of the pictures I took during my packing time.

And this is after I moved. I doubt I will unpack it since I may be moving again any time soon.

Victoria Park @ Stafford

Every single town in UK has at least a park, and I believe the government made it compulsory for each county council to make sure they do maintain the park from time to time.

Malaysians would think of a “park” as a kid’s playground or even a rubbish dump place for some uncivilised people. Well those are the parks in Malaysia but it is completely different here. I shall not write any critics, as I am sure you can spot the differences yourself.

It is wonderful to hang out in the park during spring. The sunlight shines upon you after the months of cold-moody-season. It feels so refreshing and beautiful, resembling the scene after “the Great Flood”.

There is a bird cage somewhere in the park as well. Well, only for birds, swans and ducks are free to swim in the river. BTW, there are times where the ducks flew to my accommodation area. Haha, so unusual!

This looks like a chicken to me.


Some random statue

The flowers are bloom beautifully, and my mom would be really happy seeing it. =D


p/s: After a second thought, there might be a nice park somewhere in Malaysia too. I think.

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Update: My flatmate (Francis) just literally tried spraying some random stuff towards the smoke detector and triggered the alarm when I was writing this half way. Made all of us have to walk all the way out to the field. Haha. Wicked!

Eligible to Vote

I know people get to vote when they reached 21 years old. I have not yet to register in Malaysia, but what's surprising is I was requested to vote in UK. Not that I am a PR holder here or even the holding the citizenship here, am I really eligible to vote?

I saw this piece of notification early morning in my room. It is an official poll card. It written...

Parliamentary Election

When you go to the polling station, tell the clerk your name and address, as shown on the front of the card.

The clerk will confirm your details on the register.

When you are given your ballot paper, go to one of the polling booths. Mark a cross (X) in the box on the right hand side of the ballot paper opposite the name of the candidate you are voting for.

The polling day is on the 6 May 2010, in St. John's Primary School. Haha, as if I am really going to cast my vote. Conservatives calls seems ideal, but it will be stricter on immigration rules, not beneficial to me. Labour party is not any better though. I would support Liberal Democrats! Haha, but it is quite impossible for them to win. Let's just have a hung parliament, that would be the best choice.

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Updates:

Conservative : 292 seats
Labour : 251 seats
Liberal Democrat : 52 seats

It's a hung parliament, since none of the party holds the majority seats.

Exam Period (Semester 1)

This is the consequences for not studying and having any exam for a year. In additional of not knowing the standards and requirements of the new environment. If you have my facebook, most probably you would have saw these pictures.

Oh yeah, it is Fanta. Although I have no idea what brand is it, but it seems famous in some countries. Basically, these set of pictures were taken during the preparation of my first examination paper.

Following pictures were taken after the second examination. It was just a day after the first paper.

Anyway, I am so glad that I have completed my first semester! I did my FYP midpoint interview today as well. Thus, I am free for the meantime (putting aside of the FYP) and waiting for second semester to come, which starts on next Monday (18th Jan).

Most of the January intake students had completed their courses and they are leaving back to their home country this weekend. I will just have to wish them good luck and hope to see them during the graduation ceremony. :) Cheers!

p/s: Please do not mind the socks.

Day and Night

As I recall, I have not mention about my hall of residence up until now. Just when I have the urge to snap some pictures, I did not have the camera with me and... yes, I still have not snap any pictures of it yet.

Day (12noon)

Evening (5:30pm)

It is relatively a nice building, I just managed took few pictures from my window. Anyway, it is beautiful isn't it?

2:00pm

5:00pm

5:30pm

I took the pictures in the different time, morning, afternoon and evening to compare the differences. As you can see the sky gets dark around 5:30pm and that is early. It just makes the day seems so short.

p/s: As usual, we could only stay in the hall of residence for only a year and required to move out so that spaces are available for the freshers.